America 2022 pt. 1
The year is 2022. Two-thirds of the U.S. population no longer tolerate sunlight, requiring sunglasses, hat, facial protection, and even gloves while outdoors for prolonged periods. Cancer has become a pseudo-symbiote, and many require a low-oxygen environment to maintain their lifestyle. Pro-estrogen fungi now enjoy constitutionally protected rights. Islam and Catholocism have united under the Great House of Our Lady of the Morning Light, where the billions of faithful gather to worship Mary and her son-lover, Judeo-Christ ben-Shahar. The face coverings once reserved for Sunni women have been extended to the whole of the congregation. Joe Rogan was sacrificed in a neo-Aztec blood-drinking ritual shortly after moving to Austin, Texas. Murmurings of secession and invocations of 1776 are beginning to ripple throughout the upper midwest and mountain states, even though most of them are German and watch pornography. more to come