Andrew Carroll

The year is 2022.  Two-thirds of the U.S. population no longer tolerate sunlight, requiring sunglasses, hat, facial protection, and even gloves while outdoors for prolonged periods. Cancer has become a pseudo-symbiote, and many require a low-oxygen environment to maintain their lifestyle. Pro-estrogen fungi now enjoy constitutionally protected rights.  Islam and Catholocism have united under the Great House of Our Lady of the Morning Light, where the billions of faithful gather to worship Mary and her son-lover, Judeo-Christ ben-Shahar. The face coverings once reserved for Sunni women have been extended to the whole of the congregation. Joe Rogan was sacrificed in a neo-Aztec blood-drinking ritual shortly after moving to Austin, Texas. Murmurings of secession and invocations of 1776 are beginning to ripple throughout the upper midwest and mountain states, even though most of them are German and watch pornography.  more to come

United States life in late 2020 is beyond parody. Brazil level madness is what I see all around me. A balmy heat wave characteristic of fickle lower-midwest autumn has warmed up early november into the 70s. The sun is setting, but I'm still treated to a warm breeze as I sit here typing. To my right, a young couple, probably age 20 or 19, sit happily chatting with cloth masks wrapped tightly around their mouth and nose. This is, of course, 'required' by university policy, even when outdoors. Condition of my employment, I'm told. I wonder if these kids are supposed to sleep with those things on. The masks have driven a cold wall between us. And it's not just my residual omega tendencies to avoid social contact. There is a fundamental transformation occurring. However many months or years this goes on, the minds of those subjecting themselves to Operation Muzzle are being expertly operated on. Whatever emerges when the masks finally come off will be something new, some...

 I've received word from trusted sources that blogging is making a comeback. I will try to post daily, sharpen my writing skills, and share something of benefit to the public. Enjoy.